a simple way to make people laugh

"A day is 24 hours.
5 times a day we pray.
It requires about 5 minutes to pray 1 time.
5 minutes x 5 times we pray = 25 minutes.
Is it hard for us to leave our activity and spare less than half an hour a day (over the rest of 23,5 hours of His favors to our blessed life) to submit ourselves to Allah?"

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السيدة مريم المقدسة
Merupakan satu-satunya wanita yang namanya tertoreh di Surah Alqur’an.
Wanita kecintaan Tuhan, Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla. 
Namanya harum di kerajaan langit. 
Kisahnya menjadi sejarah dunia. 
Sosoknya dicinta seluruh umat. 
Duh, alangkah bangga nya diriku memiliki nama yang sama. 
Duh, alangkah malu nya diriku masih berlumur dosa.
Semoga nama yang ku emban ini bisa menjadi cermin agar aku bisa menjadi hamba-Nya yang lebih baik lagi, sebaik Sayyidatuna Maryam. The Blessed One.

Note : The picture above is not how we muslims depict The Blessed Saint Mary, that’s just the cover of the iranian movie Saint Mary based on Her story in Alqur’an that I’ve watched recently. Please, don’t get it wrong.

السيدة مريم المقدسة
Merupakan satu-satunya wanita yang namanya tertoreh di Surah Alqur’an.
Wanita kecintaan Tuhan, Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla.
Namanya harum di kerajaan langit.
Kisahnya menjadi sejarah dunia.
Sosoknya dicinta seluruh umat.
Duh, alangkah bangga nya diriku memiliki nama yang sama.
Duh, alangkah malu nya diriku masih berlumur dosa.
Semoga nama yang ku emban ini bisa menjadi cermin agar aku bisa menjadi hamba-Nya yang lebih baik lagi, sebaik Sayyidatuna Maryam. The Blessed One.

Note : The picture above is not how we muslims depict The Blessed Saint Mary, that’s just the cover of the iranian movie Saint Mary based on Her story in Alqur’an that I’ve watched recently. Please, don’t get it wrong.

"In reading The Holy Qur’an, you must not be questioning about the tone, the most important is you understand enough what is contained within it."

- Alhabib Ahmad bin Hasan Alatthas

"Don’t make yourself lose your grip, it’s not that you’re about to die. There’s still hope as long as you believe in Him, The Most Powerful of all things, Allah."

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She paints her fingers with a kunyit kuning
He starts to notice empty meja makan
And takes a moment to assess uang b’lanjaan.
A lonely speaker in a conversation.
Her words are swimming through his ears again.
There’s no expensive with just sayur of what you’ve paid for.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

Whoaaaa Ibu Lisa, you’re guaranteed to run this house
Whoaaaaa Ibu Lisa I’d pay to see you smile.

He senses something, call it desperation.
Another dollar, another menu
And if she had the proper words to say, she would tell him.
That gas abis nggak bisa masak.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

Whoaaaa Ibu Lisa, you’re guaranteed to run this house
Whoaaaaa Ibu Lisa I’d pay to see you smile.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

There’s nothing wrong, the food is fine I like it sooo much.

Last sentence 👌 a very well said.

Last sentence 👌 a very well said.

  • - : Sok manis ye dia depan publik.
  • + : Sejak kapan kamu belajar membenci seseorang?
  • - : *tertunduk merenung*

"Ruang belajar seseorang itu ada 3: rumah, sekolah dan lingkungan sekitar."

- Kak Annisah

Mesti reblog. Rahat nye ni anak hahahahaahahahahahaha jangan sampe punya anak begini

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"Kita sebagai manusia, hidup dibumi sebagai makhluk sosial ada baiknya kalo kita sangka baik sama semua orang tanpa pengecualian. Dia baik atau jahat sama kita, kita harus tetep sangka baik sama dia. Kita ngga tau apa yang sedang dialaminya, apa yang ada dihatinya, apa yang lagi dideritanya. Kita bukan Tuhan Yang Maha Menilai. Kalo mau hidup enak dan tenang, sangka baik sama semua orang. Gampang kok, ngga susah, cuma butuh kemauan dari diri kita aja. Dia enak, kita enak."

- Abah