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"‏ وَلَوْلَا فَضْلُ اللَّهِ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَتُهُ لَكُنْتُمْ مِنَ الخٰسِرِيْنَ•"

- Albaqarah : 64

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ثُمَّ قَسَتْ قُلُوبُكُمْ مِنْ بَعْدِ ذَٰلِكَ فَهِيَ كَالْحِجَارَةِ أَوْ أَشَدُّ قَسْوَةً ۚ وَإِنَّ مِنَ الْحِجَارَةِ لَمَا يَتَفَجَّرُ مِنْهُ الْأَنْهَارُ ۚ وَإِنَّ مِنْهَا لَمَا يَشَّقَّقُ فَيَخْرُجُ مِنْهُ الْمَاءُ ۚ وَإِنَّ مِنْهَا لَمَا يَهْبِطُ مِنْ خَشْيَةِ اللَّهِ ۗ وَمَا اللَّهُ بِغَافِلٍ عَمَّا تَعْمَلُونَ•

Then your hearts became hardened after that, being like stones or even harder. For indeed, there are stones from which rivers burst forth, and there are some of them that split open and water comes out, and there are some of them that fall down for fear of Allah. And Allah is not unaware of what you do.

Kemudian setelah itu hatimu menjadi keras, sehingga (hatimu) seperti batu, bahkan lebih keras. Padahal dari batu-batu itu pasti ada sungai-sungai yang (airnya) memancar daripadanya. Ada pula yang terbelah lalu keluarlah mata air daripadanya. Dan ada pula yang meluncur jatuh karena takut kepada Allah. Dan Allah tidaklah lengah terhadap apa yang kamu kerjakan.

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- البقرة : ٧٤
QS Albaqarah (The Cows/Sapi Betina) : 74

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وَ لَتَجِدَنَّهُمْ اَحْرَصَ النَّاسِ عَلَىٰ حَيَاةٍ وَمِنَ الَّذِينَ أَشْرَكُوا ۚ يَوَدُّ أَحَدُهُمْ لَوْ يُعَمَّرُ أَلْفَ سَنَةٍ وَمَا هُوَ بِمُزَحْزِحِهِ مِنَ الْعَذَابِ أَن يُعَمَّرَ ۗ وَاللَّهُ بَصِيرٌ بِمَا يَعْمَلُونَ •

Thou (Muhammad) will indeed find them (the jews), of all people, most greedy of life, even more than the idolaters. Each one of them wishes could be given a life of a thousand years. But the grant of such life will not save him from (due) punishment. For Allah Sees well all that they do.

Dan sungguh, engkau (Muhammad) akan mendapati mereka (orang-orang Yahudi), manusia yang paling tamak akan kehidupan (dunia), bahkan (lebih tamak) dari orang-orang musyrik. Masing-masing dari mereka, ingin diberi umur seribu tahun, padahal umur panjang itu tidak akan menjauhkan mereka dari azab. Dan Allah Maha Melihat apa yang mereka kerjakan.

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- البقرة : ٩٦
QS Albaqarah (The Cows/Sapi Betina) : 96

"العين منفذ إلى القلب"

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"A day is 24 hours.
5 times a day we pray.
It requires about 5 minutes to pray 1 time.
5 minutes x 5 times we pray = 25 minutes.
Is it hard for us to leave our activity and spare less than half an hour a day (over the rest of 23,5 hours of His favors to our blessed life) to submit ourselves to Allah?"

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السيدة مريم المقدسة
Merupakan satu-satunya wanita yang namanya tertoreh di Surah Alqur’an.
Wanita kecintaan Tuhan, Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla. 
Namanya harum di kerajaan langit. 
Kisahnya menjadi sejarah dunia. 
Sosoknya dicinta seluruh umat. 
Duh, alangkah bangga nya diriku memiliki nama yang sama. 
Duh, alangkah malu nya diriku masih berlumur dosa.
Semoga nama yang ku emban ini bisa menjadi cermin agar aku bisa menjadi hamba-Nya yang lebih baik lagi, sebaik Sayyidatuna Maryam. The Blessed One.

Note : The picture above is not how we muslims depict The Blessed Saint Mary, that’s just the cover of the iranian movie Saint Mary based on Her story in Alqur’an that I’ve watched recently. Please, don’t get it wrong.

السيدة مريم المقدسة
Merupakan satu-satunya wanita yang namanya tertoreh di Surah Alqur’an.
Wanita kecintaan Tuhan, Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla.
Namanya harum di kerajaan langit.
Kisahnya menjadi sejarah dunia.
Sosoknya dicinta seluruh umat.
Duh, alangkah bangga nya diriku memiliki nama yang sama.
Duh, alangkah malu nya diriku masih berlumur dosa.
Semoga nama yang ku emban ini bisa menjadi cermin agar aku bisa menjadi hamba-Nya yang lebih baik lagi, sebaik Sayyidatuna Maryam. The Blessed One.

Note : The picture above is not how we muslims depict The Blessed Saint Mary, that’s just the cover of the iranian movie Saint Mary based on Her story in Alqur’an that I’ve watched recently. Please, don’t get it wrong.

"In reading The Holy Qur’an, you must not be questioning about the tone, the most important is you understand enough what is contained within it."

- Alhabib Ahmad bin Hasan Alatthas

"Don’t make yourself lose your grip, it’s not that you’re about to die. There’s still hope as long as you believe in Him, The Most Powerful of all things, Allah."

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Text

She paints her fingers with a kunyit kuning
He starts to notice empty meja makan
And takes a moment to assess uang b’lanjaan.
A lonely speaker in a conversation.
Her words are swimming through his ears again.
There’s no expensive with just sayur of what you’ve paid for.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

Whoaaaa Ibu Lisa, you’re guaranteed to run this house
Whoaaaaa Ibu Lisa I’d pay to see you smile.

He senses something, call it desperation.
Another dollar, another menu
And if she had the proper words to say, she would tell him.
That gas abis nggak bisa masak.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

Whoaaaa Ibu Lisa, you’re guaranteed to run this house
Whoaaaaa Ibu Lisa I’d pay to see you smile.

Say what you mean, tell me I’m right.
And let her cooks so it’s prepared.
Give me a spoon, and I want to eaaaaaaaaaat.

There’s nothing wrong, the food is fine I like it sooo much.

Last sentence 👌 a very well said.

Last sentence 👌 a very well said.